I Am Now Pro-Choice

I am now pro-choice.

After much thought and consideration, I have decided to become pro-choice; not on the issue of abortion, but on the issue of rape.

Some people would say this makes me pro-rape, but that is not the case.  I would never rape a woman.  However, if a man does want to rape he should have that right.  Rape is a private and personal decision, and the government should not intrude on our private and personal decisions.

Because rape is illegal, many rapists are forced to perform their rapes in back-alleys.  Wouldn’t it be better if we set up rape clinics where a man could pay for rape-on-demand?  Rape is going to happen anyways, so we should do our best to make sure that it happens in a clean and safe environment.  An environment where the rapist is free from harassment of anti-choicers who would force men to control their sexual urges.  Rape sometimes results in pregnancy or sexually-transmitted-disease, which could be eliminated if these rape clinics require rapists to use protection.

Conservatives who would force their morality on everybody have had their way with the issue of rape long enough.  It’s not the rapists who are the criminals, but those who rape our freedom.  Against rape? Don’t do it.

His body, his choice.